masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls, via confirmance)

thebootydiaries:

"show some skin" the drunk guy slurs. he has triggered the curse. he screams as I transform into a snake shedding my layer of skin before slithering off into the night

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poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via gnarly)

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot, via confirmance)

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via acomas)