i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
"what’s your blog about?"
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
"okay class who wants to present first"
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
i would so go on a walk with you