selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from

cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

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fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters, via gnarly)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via gnarly)

greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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flewor:

i would so go on a walk with you

(Source: flewor, via soyeahheyguys)

  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on